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1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…
can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
this makes me wanna puke guh
I’m going to have nightmares of the hatchet fish .__.
9gag:
For the first time in my life I saw the end of a rainbow 🌈
Check out the entry and exit wounds for the .22, 9mm, and .45
for research okay
I’m not about to visit a morgueI’m not a murderer, I swear
useful
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So last night I came across this table with 3 girls. They said they were out celebrating. When I asked what they were celebrating, one girl replied “my new hair color I’m now blonde”. She wasn’t blonde, her hair was golden brown. Anyway, so she orders a blue cheese bacon burger and wanted to add extra cheddar cheese. When her burger came out, there was no blue cheese. So being my job, I brought it back to the kitchen and brought out a new burger with blue cheese. After about 10 mins or so, she tells me she hates the blue cheese and wants it off. Of course I take the burger back and make her a new burger for the second time. Then seeing she eats half the burger and assuming shes done since she put trash on her plate, she complains she hated the burger all together. Then asks for a sundae with sparklers and candles since they wanted to make this a big celebration. After I was done serving them, correctly doing my job and being as helpful and has nice as I can, I drop off the check. After they leave, this is what I find. I understand she was upset about her burger, but I worked my ass off for this table and did so much for them. I even got them stuff discounted on the bill. She put “NAH SON” for tip and signed it “smooche da puss” instead of her signature. I can’t believe how disrespectful some people are now a days.
OK, dipshits, listen up: In the US, servers make all of $2 an hour, and the rest is from tips. They are taxed at the expectation of a 15% tip (which accounts for the hourly wage), and in most restaurants they have to give a certain percentage (say, 2.5%) to the busser, the host, and maybe the dishwasher. They have to pay tax and tip out even if the customer leaves no tip. When you leave less than 10%, the server worked your table for free. When you leave nothing at all, the server PAID to work your table. On this bill, that server would have had to pay almost $15 for the “privilege” of serving you.
IF YOUR SERVER DOES THEIR JOB, ON EVERYTHING THEY CAN CONTROL—WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE KITCHEN FUCKING UP—AND YOU LEAVE NO TIP, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Also, if being a decent human being isn’t enough motivation for you, then remember this: If you tip less than 10 or more than 20%, you will be remembered and treated accordingly the next time you come in. If you leave no tip and you ever show your face in that restaurant again, they WILL fuck with your food, almost guaranteed.
This pisses me off so much wow
I work in a restaurant. I may not be a server yet but let me tell you what. When I expo in the kitchen, I hear a lot about the tips that servers get and a lot of storys about how fucking ridiculous and obscene guests can be/get. There are some really wonderful people who serve in restaurants who get dumped on by guests like this one. Servers who will do anything to ensure that the guests at their tables are happy and content. And despite that fact, there is just no pleasing some people.
Bottom line, don’t act like a total cunt and do shit like this girl did.
The numbers do vary a bit by location, (every place I’ve worked in food has payed minimum wage + tips, but they’re all in the same state/city) but the point still stands?
If you’re in the United States and you’re not willing to tip your server a solid percentage of your bill, you’ve got no place going out to eat in the first place.
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MWD’s Father’s Day Gift Guide 2013
A. Uniform Wares Watch: A perfect marriage of modern simplicity and classic styling, this quality timepiece not only looks dynamite, it won’t break the bank.
B. Canvas & Leather Weekend Bag by Kaufmann Mercantile: So your pops can travel in style.
C. Pocket Squares from The Tie Bar: Every man, old and young should start to build a collection of quality pocket squares. Anyone can do ties; a true mark of a gentleman is the pocket square.
D. Audio Technica AT-LP60 Record Player: A must for any dad who loves his vinyl, and a steal for only around 130 bucks.
E. The Art of Shaving Classic Horn Shaving Set: When you get to dad-status, it’s a prerequisite to step your shave game up.
F. Filson Cover Cloth Umbrella: Because what’s more dapper than an older gentleman carrying a luxury umbrella?
